I try to avoid always and never. But sometimes, one or the other of them just fit. Today’s one of those days. Because I’ve been thinking of some lists you simply will never see on this site.

Here goes:

1. Top Five Journey Songs. Sometimes they are almost enough to make me stop believin’.

2. Top Five Favorite Breads. Only if I want to be sick all day.

3. Top Five Adam Sandler Movies.

4. Top Five Novels in the Left Behind series. Misguided theology disguised as attention grabbing fiction, all of which continues its disproportionate influence on the American church.

5. My Top Five Hunting Moments. I don’t think I’d look so good in fatigues.