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Top Five Tuesday — Top Five Stories That Didn’t Make It Into Your Illustrated Children’s Bible
July 30, 2013 at 1:00 am 5
We've all seen these:


And what's inside most of those illustrated children's bible tends to be a much-sanitized version of the real thing.

By making Scripture palatable to pre-schoolers and pre-teens, we rob it of its wildness and unpredictability.

Sometimes what you find when you actually open the bible up is shocking.  Hilarious.  Nuanced.  Bloody.  Rated PG-13.  Or R. 

So here they are: my top five stories that you won't find in your illustrated children's bible:

5.  Jael and Sisera from Judges 4.  A remote tent, a skin of warm milk, and a serial rapist gets some earthly judgment.


4.  Abraham passes Sarah off as his sisterTwiceAt best it is deception.  At worst, prostitution.  All for the sake of Abraham's skin.




3.  The anonymous naked guy in Mark's account of Jesus' arrest.  Children should never hear the words "anonymous" and "naked" in the same sentence.




2.  Elisha gets even with kids who make fun of his male pattern baldness.  A lesson for all of you: be careful of what you say about religious leaders' hair..



1.  Noah gets drunk and naked after the storm.  I can't wait to preach on this one this Sunday!

 
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Some Thoughts On A Vacation
July 29, 2013 at 1:00 am 1
In between Sunday, July 21 and Saturday, July 27, my wife Julie and I spent a vacation week at Hilton Head Island, South Carolina, with our 23-year-old daughter Taylor and 20 year-old-son Riley.

Here's what the three of them looked like on a windy Friday night outside The Old Oyster Factory:


But there are a few things you need to know about these vacations we take:

1.  We have been going to Hilton Head every year since 1997 -- in other words, when Taylor was seven and Riley was four.

2.  We always stay at the same vacation property.  This year, we even arranged to stay in the exact same unit as last year.

3.  We do the same thing on the same night every year.
        Sunday = preach, drive down, move in, shop for the week's groceries, hamburgers
        Monday = barbecue chicken
        Tuesday = eat out (for years it was Fuddrucker's and then Julie and I decided to upgrade to Outback amid much opposition).
        Wednesday = pork chops, followed by Pirate Island Miniature Golf.  That particularly unfortunate tradition started when RILEY WAS FOUR and obsessed with pirates; now that he's 20 and has expanded his interests somewhat, we thought we'd get a break.  No such luck as our kids insisted the ritual remain.
        Thursday = steak
        Friday = eat out for the last night; always fish as a nod to Julie's Roman Catholic upbringing and its rules for Friday dining.  That's why the Oyster Factory picture above.  Friday fish is always followed by walking on the beach.
        Saturday = check out.
        Sunday = preach again

Why in the world would we be so . . . predictable?  Why does our daughter insist on the same activities we started when she was seven, especially in light of the fact that now when we depart, she gets in her own car and drives to her own home in Atlanta, thank you very much?

I believe the answer to our apparent anal-retentiveness has to do with the power of memory, tradition, and stability in the lives of children.

Which is another way of saying it has to do with the role of marriage.

Yeah, marriage is about much more than marriage, and an annual vacation can show you why.

Anna Quindlen sums it up as well as I've ever heard it.  I shared these words with you back in April, but they are even more appropriate as a close to this post:

If a marriage is to endure over time, it has to be because both people within it have tacitly acknowledged something that young lovers might find preposterous:  it's bigger, and more important, than both of us.  It's love, sure, and inside jokes and conversational shorthand.  But it's also families, friends, traditions, landmarks, knowledge, history.  It's children, children whose parents' marriage is bedrock for them even if they're not children anymore.  Perhaps especially if they're not children anymore.
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Morning Moods
July 25, 2013 at 1:00 am 3
I have learned something recently that I think is worth sharing:

What you listen to when you drive to work affects your mood when you get there.

Now: I don't have a long drive to work in the morning.  But for years, I have been listening to sports talk radio for my brief ride. Which means I listen to a lot of ranting, posturing, raving, and the ubiquitous ads for various gentlemen's clubs around town.

So what kind of mood would I be in upon arrival at work?  Sarcastic, lustful, and opinionated.  In the name of Jesus!

I suppose that's why in recent months I've started back to something on my morning drive that I'd abandoned long ago.  Music.

Some of it secular.  Some of it spiritual. Some of it on CD.  Some of it from the radio.  A little bit of The Lake.  A little of The Ride.  And even some New Life (please, less banter & more Brandon Heath).

The result?

I come to work a bit less jaded and a bit more creative.  Less of the world but more in the world

Just plain better able to work.

I think it's because I'm exposed to the subtlety of art rather than the bombast of opinion.

 
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Exclusive Inclusivity
July 24, 2013 at 1:00 am 4
One of Methodism's buzzwords is "inclusive." 

We are to be, the thinking goes, an inclusive church.

That includes (catch that?) the language we use about God.  You can read the denomination's perspective on gender-inclusive language here.

Such gender inclusivity applies not only to our God-talk, but to our people policies as well.  It's why we have a General Commission On The Status And Role Of Women (COSROW).

It includes our approach to ethnic diversity. It's why we continue to staff and fund a General Commission on Religion and Race.

It's why many in our movement push for "full inclusion" of non-celibate homosexuals, including the ordination of gay pastors and the endorsement of same-sex weddings.  I recently read about a new group called United Methodists Of Color For A Fully Inclusive Church

And a logical extension of the commitment to inclusivity is an open-ness to all kinds of doctrines, beliefs, and worship expressions.

That's why the UMC's Claremont School Of Theology is now but part of a new, multi-religious institution called Claremont Lincoln  in which pastors-to-be train alongside rabbis-to-be and imams-to-be in the kind of "can't we all just get along" environment characteristic of Southern California.

Such doctrinal/religious inclusivity is why there is even a Methodist worship gathering in our own state with the name Inclusion Community; a congregation whose earliest celebrations were called to worship by the ringing of a Buddha bell.

And I could go on.  Do a Google search of "United Methodist Inclusive" and you'll see what I mean.

What is the ardent hope with all this inclusion?  That the United Methodist Church would:  a) grow numerically; and b) grow in diversity.  If you include everyone and all beliefs, you'll get more and different kinds of people.  That's the hope and that's the goal.

Why this lesson in denominational rhetoric?

Well . . . and you might know where this is headed . . . we have a completely different kind of model at Good Shepherd.

When it comes to doctrine, theology, and Lordship, we are unapologetically and unashamedly exclusive.  We celebrate these and other Scriptural claims:

Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to men by which we must be saved  (Acts 4:12).

For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus (I Timothy 2:5).

All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the man of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work (II Timothy 3:16-17).

Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure (Hebrews 13:4).

And what's the result of this theological exclusivity?

A congregation that is blessedly, amazingly, miraculously . . . inclusive

A typical Sunday at Good Shepherd features people from approximately 35 different countries, including places such as Nigeria, Ethiopia, Cambodia, Argentina, and, most recently, Romania

And on the domestic side, the church includes Northerners, Southerners, African-Americans, Anglos, and even folks from the two tribes who rarely hang out in the same place:  Democrats and Republicans.

Isn't it interesting? 

An exclusive commitment to a singular savior leads to an inclusive church.

Because people don't want to rally around a result, like diversity.

They want to rally around a cause, like a Savior.









 
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Top Five Tuesday — Top Five Summer Movies
July 23, 2013 at 1:00 am 0
Summertime is also movie time, which moves me to thinking.

And as you know by now, I think in terms of "lists" and "tops."

So what are the five movies that make me think "summer" more quickly than any others?

Here goes:

5.  Corvette Summer.  Never to be confused with Citizen Kane or Sophie's Choice, I nevertheless loved this movie.  I was 16 at the time, loved cars, and had the freedom to go to a movie with a friend on a weeknight during the summer.  So I did.  Who knew Mark Hammill could be someone else besides Luke Skywalker?


4.  Raiders Of The Lost Ark.  It doesn't really have much to do with summer.  But I saw it in summer.  There is much more random killing in this movie than you might think.  All in all, though, not too bad.


3.  The Natural.  Hokey.  Improbable.  Perfect.


2.  Field Of Dreams.  Is this movie about baseball, corn fields, and time travel?  Or is it about fathers and sons and saying what you need to say?  Yes.


1.  Jaws.  And you wonder why I like the pool better than the beach.

 
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